Hilarious online dating quotes
Our nation is built upon a history of immigration, dating back to our first pioneers, the Pilgrims.
For more than three centuries, we have welcomed generations of immigrants to our melting pot of hyphenated America: British-Americans; Italian-Americans; Irish-Americans; Jewish-Americans; Mexican-Americans; Chinese-Americans; Indian-Americans.
My grandmother always used to wear this English perfume called Tuberose and then she died and then I dated this girl who wore the same thing.
Every time I hung out with her, I could only think of my recently deceased grandmother.
A woman to a man during a slow dance: Is there a gun in your pocket or you’re just happy that we met? If you keep persuading a woman for too long, she will think that talking is the only thing you are good at.